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*scene: our bed, 3 am*

Amy's brain: That was really fun today
Amy: wha--hunh?
Amy's Brain: Oh nothing... hey even though Tony isn't snoring particularly loud or un-rhythmically, I'm gonna have that wake you up, K?
Amy: oh crap
Amy's Brian: SO I was thinking...
Amy: Shut up brain... need more sleeping.
Amy's brain: Oh, sorry. *whistles innocently*
Amy's brain: Wow listen to that snoring! You should put some earplugs in. But first you should q-tip your ears... the right one feels a little itchy...earplug probably be annoying on that, and while you're up you should pee.
Amy: GAH! *gets up, q-tips ears, pees, comes back to bed, puts in earplugs* There! Now, shut up!

a few minutes pass

Amy's Brain: Hey you know what song I like? that one from the end of that episode of futurama... no not the one you know all the words to and own so you could get it out of your head relatively easily... that other one...(sings) little bird little bird fly through my window..... yah that one... I'm gonna loop that part of it about for about 20 minutes now, k?"
Amy: grrrrrrrr
Amy's brain: Oh btw remember how tony won that thing at the picnic today? I wonder if he can trade it for that other thing with that guy? what do you think? Wow you can seriously still hear the snoring through these earplugs.
Amy: Don't make me come in there and kill you!

10 minutes go by

Amy's brain: Hey you know what? I think you're hungry! Yah! you had lunch like at 2 o'clock and then only had a couple of tortillas with cinnamon sugar at around 8... you're really hungry! Hey! you know what's tasty but you can't have? A sausage McMuffin! Man those things are great... and you have to be some sort of logistics genius to get one, cause you're broke, have no car and they only serve them for like 10 seconds every day! But damn, that would taste really good!

Amy's stomach: oh yah I love those things!

Amy: argh! *gets up" That is it! I have had it! *puts on glasses and goes to living room*

Welcome to why I have been up since 4 in the morning.


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